Women are gross, but...

Men are worse.

This week, a little sign appeared on the door leading out of the ladies room:

WASH YOUR HANDS!

Which leads to the inevitable thought that someone is NOT doing so and this passive-aggressive little reminder is designed to shame them (I'm not above shaming--my Facebook friends can testify to that).

These are the same folks who handle the doorknobs, pens, faucets, and coffee cups that I do.

[shudder]

But at least we're not men.

Because something WORSE is going on in the men's room.

I've heard (proud to announce that I'm not an eyewitness--there's a photo floating around somewhere, but I decided that was a mental image I could live quite comfortably without) that someone in the men's room on this floor picks his nose and leaves boogers on the wall.

What kind of depraved mind does that???

This is supposedly an office full of educated adults.

Somewhere in our midst is an overgrown third-grader.

Where'd I put that damn hand sanitizer???

I'm losing all hope for the human race.