Friday, February 22, 2013

On Wednesday morning

I walked out of the house to find a mysterious box wrapped in plastic bags on my front porch.

I had been left there during the night or in the wee hours.

I went to open it and then stopped, with visions of some sort of shit bomb dancing through my head.

There was about a 50/50 chance of that box being a good thing.

I left it there. And then I did what any wimpy 39-year-old woman would do. I called my dad and made him drive over (we live in the same neighborhood) and open it.

Oh yes, I did. I'm that pitiful.

Turns out it was a box full of pictures my aunt found in my grandma's house (she's moved into assisted living--this is not McDonalds grandma) and wanted me to have.

But it COULD HAVE been a shit bomb. 

Sigh.

I need to reexamine my life.

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