Two saleswomen were chatting as Mom and I browsed nearby. (One had long--waaaay too long--hair that had been curled in those pink foam curlers for the past 40 years. She found a look she liked and NEVER changed it.)
Saleswoman 1: If you want to keep it long, keep it long. But those split ends are gross and they bother me. Just let me get after them. [brandishes scissors]
Saleswoman 2: No! I'll just deal with split ends the way my sister taught me to deal with them when we were growing up.
S1: What was her method?
S2: She just bit them off and ate them.
HORK!!
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