Another workplace bathroom post

I know you never get tired of reading about the bathroom antics of my coworkers.

If they weren't such a screwy, dirty bunch of people, I wouldn't have so much to write about.

My friend Dani pulled me aside yesterday and said the following:

You are not going to believe what I just saw. I was in the ladies room upstairs and heard clickety-clack-clickety-clack from the next stall. I looked down and saw that someone had brought her laptop into the stall, set it on the floor, and was typing on it as she peed. 

WHAT THE FUCK, PEOPLE? I get grossed out when the end of my shoelace touches that floor. And you set your computer on it?

Dani said the girl then picked up her computer, set it down on the counter (another place where I'd never put anything I own/value), washed her hands, picked her computer back up with clean hands, and left.

What's the point of even washing your hands if you're going to touch something that's been all over the bathroom floor???

I understand that folks are busy, but how freakin' busy do you have to be that you answer emails while you're on the toilet?

Mortifying. 

Disgusting.