I was watching TV last weekend and saw the commercial for Acorn Stairlifts again and again. They likely stuck with me because I realize that one of those would never work in my home (my staircase turns three times).
The commercial goes on and on about how a tumble down the stairs could be deadly to a senior citizen and the best fall is no fall at all (I don't know that they put it as poetically as I do, but that's the gist).
Why, then, is the company named Acorn, something that, BY ITS VERY NATURE, FALLS OUT OF A DAMN TREE?!
That's why we don't have Knocked-Up Condoms, Break-Down Auto Parts, No-Signal Wireless.
I could go on. You know I could.
But I think I've made my point.
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