Friday, April 19, 2013

The future of our country

You might expect this to be a commentary about those two assholes in Boston. It's not. They don't deserve any more coverage than they've already gotten.

Nope. This is a window into someone else's world.

My friend Jamie occasionally gets emails from strangers who think she's someone else.

This is the latest.

Two things of note:
1. Hooked on Phonics does not work for everybody
2. Nobody this brilliant should be behind the wheel of a '65 Nova

Enjoy!!!

HEY! We haven't talked in such a long time! I miss you! are you still doing your audition for the X-Factor? Cuz its in like may and thats not that far away! OMG if you are im so excited for you! So, I was talking to this boy but he got a girlfriend! can you believe that!! I was like: wtf! I would have been happier if he was gay! lol. so life has been really crazy lately! i decided not to graduate early, and then i was llike, mom should just home school m e. but mom doesn't want to and i dont want to come to school! also im not taking any pre ap or ap classes next year. im just gonna focus as much time as i can on Art. i'm doing a project to get in to pre ap art. Im excited about it, but at the same time im kinda scared. like what if im not good enough? any way. im taking drivers ed! OMG! YAY! the only sad part is it's over in a week and theres this super cute kid who sits infront of me. but like, when am i ever going to see him again? its not like hell want to talk to me in the hallway. :( So whatever again. in speech we did this thing were you write the persons name by the thing that describes them best based off of nonverbal communication. one girl put my name under Frequently Infatuated. -.- i guess shes wright. I mean, how many boys have i talked about in one email? two so far! and im not done, yet.
there's another boy that is in speech (ok theres two, but one's a junior, so that's obviously never going to happen) And he is like drooling on me EVERY DAY! would you believe me if i told you that was irritating?
My mom was talking to my dad about the car i'm getting (it's a clasic) and she says(cuz my dad says that while i have my permit that i sould edrive old junkie cars) that she doesn't want me to drive an old truck cuz she doesn't want me to attract poor hicks. CAN YOU BELIVE THAT!!!!! I thouoght it was HILARIOUS! so ill be driving my nova. Chevy Nova that is. '65. Classic car. I've been talking to an old friend(that lives in texas, mind you.) and he wanted to get together with me. I was open to the idea, but my dad wants hime to spontaniously combust on a far away uncolinized planets in another galixly! so that is not happening either. i got a cool new journal (it's interactive) at books-a-million. It's called Wreck This Journal. It's great. on every page theres a different way to ruine it. like rub dirt on this page and spill coffe on this page and stuff like that theres one that says teare this page out. lose the page. except the loss. i like that one. there's another that says give away your favorite page and a sell this page and a hide this page in your nabours yard. theres one page that tells you to find a way to FREEZE the page! i'm so excited about it! i've decited to keep another journal about my experiance ruining the other journal. :) i was on google earth yesterday, and i found the park in England that I went to on my mission trip! i was so excited! i tried to find the house i lived in in romania, but i couldn't get it to stree view! made me so sad. ill try again later. i triend on the app even, but it wouldn't work. it makes me thing that there hasent been one of thouse picture cars down that street. ok, well i have to go now. class is over in 20 minuets and idont watn to be rushed.
SO email me back about your exciting life! i know our playing soccor again and that its going to be spring soon so youll be visteting the mountains im sure!!!!! and OF COURSE! about your boy life! lol. ILL talk to you later!.

Forever LOVE!
Emily. :)

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