If there's no dead bird in the house, why would you want the house to smell like dead bird?

(I know I'm on hiatus, but I figure I'll post something when the mood hits for now. Not every day. Things are a little stupid in my life these days. Most of the time, I'm not feelin' it. Today, I am.)

After dinner the other night, a friend and I encountered this window display.

Why would you want your house to smell like turkey and dressing if there were NO turkey and dressing to be had?

It's cruel.

It's weird.

It's... also in the store where I found the 2x4 sawdust-scented candle, so never mind. I forgot that logic does not apply in the Yankee Candle universe.