It's been a rough few months

So when I see something funny, I feel compelled to share it.

Yesterday, I ran across an article featuring Kim Kardashian's Most Profound Quotes.

I won't list them all here, but I will post my favorites.

I hate it when women wear the wrong foundation color, it might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light. Forget hunger, war, and disease. We've found the very WORST thing on the planet.

I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down. Proof that she does not know HOW. FIRE. WORKS.

I hate to talk about myself. Well, obviously.

I think if I'm 40 and I don't have any kids and I'm not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary - like Jesus is my baby. Fertility doctors--world's second oldest profession?

If you can fix a problem with money, it's not really a problem. No words.

I love fortune cookies! I soooooooooo believe in every fortune! Um...

I don't like big balls on dogs. Okay...

I'm also obsessed with Q-tips. I use them, minimum, 5 times a day. Q-Tips, upon hearing this glowing recommendation, immediately cancelled all of its future marketing campaigns. No need for advertising anymore! We've got the Kardashian Seal of Approval!

There you have it, folks! Little pearls of wisdom from someone who makes more in a year than you'll make in your entire career.