Last night, I went to a Halloween lover's house, and she had the cutest zombie gnome on her front porch.
I just put up Halloween lights over the weekend. A zombie gnome would be the PERFECT touch (and, let's face it, I'd leave it up all year).
So today I went on Amazon.com in an effort to find one of my own. I didn't find the one she had, but I'm awfully fond of this one. He might be The One. The zombie gnome I'll be with forever.
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| THE LITTLE ZOMBIE DOG IS JUST TOO CUTE. |
But there were other options.
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| SHE WAS JUST A LITTLE TOO... EVERYTHING. |
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| SAME GOES FOR THIS FELLA. |
Of course, it turns out, there are other directions I could have taken this.
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| SELF-DECAPITATING GNOME. |
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| ADORABLE BIRD-FLIPPIN' GNOME. |
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| SQUATTING GNOME (SO MUCH CONCENTRATION!). |
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| SQUATTING, BIRD-FLIPPIN' GNOME. |
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| LITERATE, POOPING GNOME. |
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| PANTSLESS, POLE-DANCING GNOME. |
And... uh...
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| THERE ARE NO WORDS. |
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