Grandma, as I've chronicled many times before in this blog, has a very stringent list of acceptable (to her) restaurants.
McDonald's
Black Eyed Pea
The Olive Garden
Country Buffet
And her favorite Chinese restaurant
Do. Not. Deviate. From. The. List.
Grandma has gone to this nondescript suburban strip-mall Chinese restaurant for YEARS. And it's fine, as long as you don't order the seafood.
What I love about this place is the drink menu. It's four pages long, and none of the drinks have descriptions. You just have to pick a name and run with it.
I'm not an alcohol novice, but I've never seen a lot of these. Some sound downright gross (Brandy Milk Punch, anyone?).
Here, we have the entire Collins family well represented. Along with the uber-yummy sounding Bloody Bill, Broken Leg, and Brown Velvet.
On this page, you can get a Hooker and a Fast Screw for a mere $5.50 each (penicillin not included).
I also wonder who Freddy Fudpucker and Kim are.
Not feeling rushed? You can also order a Slow Screw. Or a Slow Poke, if you like. And here, the Rob Roys are SWWEET and you can slam a White Lady at the bar.
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