Charlie Sheen's guardian angel, maybe?

Went to a craft show with mom. She likes them, there ARE handmade items, and the goods and folks are funny (whether they mean to be or not).

Take these "guardian angels" for example. Look at how THRILLED they are to follow you around and keep you out of harm's way!

"i care about you, mostly. i am thrilled to keep you from harm, i guess."

Look at how HAPPY these blessings are!

"blessings to you. nothing gives me more joy than bringing blessings to you, i guess."

Look at the POWER OF BELIEF!!

"i am contractually obligated to believe. i totally believe."

I think we've found a new holiday spokesman for electric shavers and/or razor blades! 

SHAVE THE MAGIC!!!

If you're looking for a festive, yet classy, holiday scent for your home, look no further than this!!!

Three words that don't really go together: Butt, Nekkid, and SOY.

And then, sigh. There's this little piece of WTF.

No. Fucking. Words.