Go to there.
This website scans all of your facebook statuses (stati?) and mashes them up into complete gibberish that's so much more fun than anything you ever wrote in the first place.
I had a field day with this.
Here are some of my favorites.
- I've got a porcupine for purple corduroy pants.
- It's a bottle of bacon.
- My faith in humanity is bigger than she is.
- Why do they always put her own Pokemon balloon to the eyes of the newly rebuilt Big Tex.
- I can't see real damn pants!
- Night of bleeding one breakup per day is home to one of working on my faith in humanity is Hipster Uber creepy.
- My faith in the big bottle of Eddie Vedder.
- Sunset in your pants, shapeless tunics, and everything had to.
- I can't get anywhere near advertising.
- BTW, Kyle, If *I* was the return of Bald, Barefoot Britney Spears broke off to take a picture.
- Northface jacket, mini cupcakes and make them to ask for NICOLE and the cat settled for a woman in the crosshairs, it's GAME today, I really big sign today Sexy Women who among us has never gets all the day.
- Made me feel a DONUT ornament. Is the government is watching my shit about why the lights up, and she's thrilled to wear a watermelon catapult… that began the crazy life who needs dinner when someone asks how long way in construction traffic and seeing this looker.
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