Grabbing the new jacket you bought at the after-Christmas sales, ripping off the tags, putting it on, and realizing that the security tag is still on it.
Then, realizing that you've thrown the receipt away long ago and you've just ripped off the tags, you try to devise a way to walk back into the store without looking like you've stolen the jacket you rightfully own (though you've thrown away all proof of that) and tell a story that doesn't make you seem shifty or thieflike in an effort to get them to remove the tag without calling security.
When, really, they NEVER care, they always believe you, and they just take the tag off and send you on your way.
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