I was weeding out iPhone photos when I came across these gems I took during holiday shopping.
Who WOULDN'T want these things?
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| A BORDELLO PERIOD DRESS. |
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| A MULTIMEDIA SPACE HOOKER STATUE (CHECK OUT THE PRICE BELOW). |
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| I SHIT YOU NOT. |
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IN CASE YOU NEED SOMETHIN' TO PURDY YOURSELF UP BEFORE YOU STEP OUT OF THE
TRAILER FOR THE NIGHT. |
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IF YOU'RE TOO CLASSY FOR POP-TOPS AND NEED SOMETHING BADASS (OTHER THAN YOUR TOOFS),
TRY THIS FANCY BOTTLE OPENER. |
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I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS. TREE TOPPER? WIND CHIME?
OH, MODERN ART, HOW YOU PERPLEX AND DELIGHT ME. |
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| ALL BEEF! NO GREASE! |
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| IS THIS SOME SORT OF NEW SEX THING AND I'M JUST OUT OF THE LOOP? |
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| I HAVE A BUNCH OF THESE. THEY'RE CALLED BOWLS-AND-GOD-HELP-YOU-IF-YOU-SMOKE-IN-MY-HOUSE |
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| WHERE ALL THE BEST GIFTS ARE BORN. WHO DOESN'T WANT A HARD TEDDY BEAR COVERED IN THE PELT OF A DEAD ANIMAL? |
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