They say that, every seven years, your cells completely regenerate.
I'm not thrilled with this iteration of myself--because I'm suddenly allergic to everything.
Luckily, I've ALWAYS been allergic to wool. The turtleneck sweater I'm wearing is 5% wool. FIVE PERCENT. And the second it touches my skin, I'm an itching machine.
But it's an adorable/warm sweater.
So I'm wearing a long-sleeved shirt underneath.
And around my neck? I have a toilet-paper turtleneck between me and the sweater.
Va-va-va-vooooom!
(Most people would choose to be silent on such a pathetic subject. I choose to suffer for my art.)
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