I love a good conspiracy theory

But I usually like them because they're fun.

But then I get on Facebook and realize that some people live their lives as conspiracy theorists and it makes me sad and tired.

Here's the one I heard this morning:

• Ebola can be caught through the air, period. 
• The level of denial going on due to the level of confidence people have in their prized media is the scariest thing happening right now. 
• They got you convinced that ISIS can spread and not Ebola. Perfect for them. 
• CDC owns patents on ebola.
• Monsanto and the DOD that are teaming up to provide the cure. 
• We. Are. All. Sheep. 

And then this individual went on to call our president Barack Ebola, so you know it's legit.

Entertaining until you realize some people believe this shit. Then it's downright scary.