It's the woman (it's ALWAYS a woman) who parks her cart and herself in front of one of the freezer cases and will. not. move. until she's damn-well good and ready.
She doesn't want you even LOOKING at the food in that case until she's done looking.
Because you MIGHT just see that she's looking at the chocolate mochi and take all of it??? (BTW: Mochi = totally overrated.)
And she takes forever. Every single item must be perused. And the packages that garner more attention... get it.
She won't move the cart, she won't move her ass. It's infuriating.
If you're one of these women, you are the bane of my existence.
Please shop early in the mornings so we can avoid each other entirely.
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