Random pieces of info/opinions

• Carmex Everyday Healing Cream is great hand lotion. Not greasy. Absorbs quickly. And it smells like Carmex.
• Take probiotics. They will change your life. 
• If you're going to set up an online dating profile, don't include your pet raccoon in the profile pic. 
• The new podcast Serial is gooooood (especially for fans of This American Life).
• Drinking at least 64 oz. of water a day is really, really good for you.
• Vaseline is the best moisturizer ever. 
• Wear sunscreen. 
• Using the Target Cartwheel app in tandem with the Target Card (provided you pay it off every month) saves big bucks.
• This one is for the fellas. On a first date, don't tell the woman your salary, mention that you're really into traditional gender roles, and then ask her if she's a good cook. That's creepy.
• If your nose is really raw from allergies or a cold, diaper-rash ointment is the best cure. 
• On weeknights, you should pick alcohol or dessert rather than going with both (makes more of a difference than you think). On weekends, do whatever the hell you want. 
• The best way to read before bed is on a tablet that lights up. That way, you can read in the dark and just pass out without having to turn out the light. 
• Egg noodles with peanut sauce and edamame is a delicious meal that takes 10 minutes. 
• Doodling is a really relaxing pastime.
• Cheap nail polish works better than expensive nail polish. 
• Shampoos with sulfates jack up your hair. Avoid them. 
• Low-fat cheese is never, ever worth it.