Eat Pray Love... and Zombies

I kicked off a whirlwind of controversy when I used the following as a Facebook status:


Eat Pray Love isn't the life-changing experience everyone tells you it is. I'm just savin' you a trip to the bookstore, a couple of bucks, and hours of your life.

I know, of course, that I am in the minority on this one. The first response I got was "I thoroughly enjoyed the book and I am eagerly anticipating the movie!"

It went on and on. But I was pleased that there were folks out there who agreed with me. My buddy Chris thought it would have been better had there been more dagger fights and battles.

I told him that all of that would come in the sequel: Eat Pray Love... and Zombies.

In an effort to find herself, goes to Italy Elizabeth Zombie to feast on... Italians. Then in search of a soul, Ms. Zombie goes to India. But, upon realizing that zombies have no souls, she feasts upon Indians to satiate her great disappointment. Then she goes to Bali, where she...

You get the idea. Plus, why give away the ending? This has BLOCKBUSTER written all over it!

I figured out a better name, though. Are you ready for it??

Eat PREY Love

It's good to realize that my nine years in marketing has been good for something.