I weep for the future of this country

Remember the fabulous interns I wrote about earlier in the summer?

They're baaaaaaaack. At my desk. With their Final Project. I'm sooooo lucky I get to edit the whole thing! Not a waste of my time at all.

So far, I've learned that our company "pries itself on its people," and that "we believe an agency is only as good as the sum of its parts--its people." 

Whuck??

I've also learned that then and than are totally interchangeable, as are our and are! Knowing this cuts my workload in half, I tell ya!

But the cherry on the top of the shit sundae has to be this. They've created the term FORK (fun+work), and they call our company culture our secret sauce, culminating in this gem:

So send us your resume,
and get ready to dip your fork in our company sauce.

I. Give. Up.