Thursday, October 21, 2010

I'm a giant hypocrite

I rail against sexy Halloween costumes, but I really like this one. 

Granted, her thighs are thinner than ACTUAL Tootsie Rolls. But my hair is better. And it's the color of ACTUAL Tootsie Rolls (which I've decided is somehow superior, though I don't know why, really). And I might fill out the dress just a tad differently. Oh, and I'll never buy it. 
But I'll concede that it IS cute. 

Whatever it is I think I see becomes a Tootsie Roll to me!

1 comment:

  1. The exception, dear Nicole, simply proves the rule! Though this particular sexy costume is also cute, it merely highlights the lack of cuteness of so many other sexy costumes!

    I, for one, think you'd make a great Tootsie Roll!

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