My argument against the thong

I could tell you that they're uncomfortable, they cause infection, and that men aren't foolish enough wear them, but you already know that.

This is my argument.

Sure, VPL (visible panty lines, for those of you living under a rock) are not desirable. But how desirable is VAC (visible ass crack)? If you're wearing a thong with pants or a dress of a certain kind of fabric, the fabric... *ahem* settles right in, creating an even more distracting/distressing look than VPL ever did.

If we all wanted the world to see a big crease down our backsides, we wouldn't wear pants at all.

I'm just sayin'.