And he's tired of pretending he's not special.
Hey... ME TOO!
AND he cured his addiction: "I blinked and cured my brain."
Pure pop-culture magic, I tell ya. You couldn't make this shit up if you tried.
The best part is the fact that he passed a drug test before he went on his Tiger's Blood/Adonis DNA rant (which must mean that Martin Sheen is Adonis and, at one point, he got frisky with a tiger, but I digress).
How does his short-term sobriety make this better??? Drugs or no (he's carrying around his drug-test results in his pocket these days), he's still certifiable. In fact, drugs would make more sense.
Reminds me a bit of something I heard years ago on The Daily Show regarding Michael Hutchence's death by auto-erotic asphyxiation: The only thing worse than being found dead that way is being found alive that way.
Sober craziness is still craziness, folks.
In other news:
Gadhafi says All my people love me.
Bernie Madoff says I'm a good person.
Don't drink the water. It's a-catchin'!
(And, yes, I'm aware that this is a tragic situation. The man is obviously manic and an addict, but this ain't that kind of blog.)
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