I'm becoming one of those weird old ladies

Not only do I have the obligatory candy dish in my living room, I recently realized that I have the following items within reach in nearly every room in my house:

• a box of tissues
• scissors
• carmex/lipgloss
• hair clips/ties
• hand lotion
• purell
• a pen

When did this happen? I was never, ever cool, but I swear I was cooler than this at some point.

Pretty soon I'm going to start muttering to myself and scaring children off of my lawn.