You can use this. But you'll probably have to wait until next year (provided it all doesn't end for us on 12/21/12).
At any point after midnight on New Year's Day, turn to the one you love, look deep into their eyes, sigh, and exclaim I haven't had sex all year.
I'm not saying I've used this, but I MIGHT have heard it once or twice.
If nothing else, you'll get a good laugh from it. :)
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