We saw lots of beautiful animals; I fed a yak!
The more interesting creatures, however, were our fellow stock show attendees.
The women fell into three categories. Women who have plainly given up, normal women, and the sparklers.
There are special stock show fashions available from any number of vendors. These items have three things in common: a bajillion rhinestones, huge gothic crosses, and insane price tags.
Mom and I could have played a version of slugbug with these crosses, but we'd have beaten the shit out of each other inside of ten minutes. No fun there.
I can't tell you how many times we saw the sparkly trinity: crosses on the ass, on the belt, and around the neck.
It was like watching a faith-based glitter contest.
BLING-A-DING-DING!! I LOVE JESUS MORE THAN YOU DO!
Alas, we left the merchandise area empty-handed.
And I think Jesus was ok with that. ;)
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