My three favorite signs

From the stock show.

This first one was next to an enormous, beautiful Texas Longhorn. Folks could pose next to him (or ON him, even) for pictures. I was tempted, but after I found out that it's nobody's fault but my own if the bull kills me, I backed off.

If you want to get back at the bull community, however, you could always snack on a platter of these.

Read closely. That's not tenderLOIN they're talkin' about.

Last but not least, we finally have Whiz-Proof technology on our side!