Plop, plop, fizz, fizz

Got a little head cold brewin'. Nothing serious. Just annoying.

I'm takin' a little Alka-Seltzer Plus to turn off the snot faucet so I can actually get a few things done. Who doesn't love a little fizzy medicine? (Though the "cherry burst" aspect is highly debatable.)

Then, I read. And read. I'm One of Those people who reads dosage directions (I also read my owner's manual while I'm waiting in line at the car wash--go ahead and mock. I'm used to it).

Then I got to this.

Do not use to sedate children.

Well shit. There go my plans for the night. WTF? I worry for the future.

I noticed that that same warning does NOT appear on the bottle of tequila I have in my kitchen.

Interesting.

And with that, I moved on, had some fizzy medicine and a shot of tequila, and it was nothin' but good times at my house.

Awwwww yeah!

(I'm aware that this post is weird and... maybe not so great. Fuck it. I blame the cold medicine. That shit could sedate a child.)