Crunchy goodness

I have a subscription to Vegetarian Times. I'm not a vegetarian, per se, but I don't like to eat/cook with a lot of meat (a bone of contention with Beau, but I digress). I thought it would be a great source for meat-free recipes.

Not so much.

There are a lot of recipes in there, but they all call for ingredients that don't have--or, really, know what they are. I'm not a complete novice. I just don't spend enough time educating myself at Vitamin Cottage, I guess.

But I do love the ads in the back. They're so granola-crunchy, they make me smile.

Done with indoor plumbing? Here's the answer for you.

NO PLUMBING! NO ODOR! NO THANK YOU!

Got some angels that need juicing? You're in luck!

SUPER ANGEL JUICER! 

Then I saw something that was no joke.

COME TO MAMA!!!

I priced it out, and I could go to the store and buy a TON of avocados myself for what it cost to get three pounds of avocados delivered to my house three times.

But that's not as fun.

Sigh. 

But a girl can still dream a sad little crunchy-granola dream.