Wednesday, March 28, 2012

We didn't take a picture because we didn't want to get caught

But I have Beau as my witness.

We walked into the bank today and spied a woman in pajama pants.

That's not the worst part.

They were green with the word FLIRT on the ass in bright yellow letters.

THAT'S not the worst part.

The worst part is that her ass was (for lack of a better term) eating the pajama pants so that you couldn't see all of the letters.

The letters left visible were F R T.

Which, let's face it, could have spelled FART.

I shit you not.

Just another reason why everybody needs to put forth the effort and WEAR SOME DAMN PANTS when they go out in public!!!

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