I'm not a plastic-surgery fan anyway...

I just don't see the point. Most of the time, the folks who have something done just end up looking like they've had something done.

I'm totally behind reconstructive surgery for things that have been... somehow deconstructed.

But I digress.

If I were actually going to have some sort of elective procedure, I doubt I'd pick a surgeon who works out of an old Men's Warehouse and shares a parking lot with a Chili's (though they could, I suppose, keep the same You're gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it tag line).

Dr. Zwiebel. I got to thinking that I'd heard that name before. Turns out T. Herman Zweibel (Zwiebel is German for "onion") is the name of the fictional editor of The Onion.

I have a sneaking suspicion that you'd walk in for a rhinoplasty (fun to say, probably less fun to experience) and walk out with a big red clown nose. 

All jokes aside, I'm sure P. Zwiebel MD is a FANTASTIC and TRUSTWORTHY surgeon.

All the same, when I pull into that parking lot, I'm likely headin' the other direction and gettin' some baby back ribs.