Most insane impulse purchase ever

I used to work with someone who had lots of problems. But the big three were:

1. She had Borderline Personality Disorder.
2. She had a drinking problem.
3. She had a shopping addiction. 

I'm sure she still has all three, but who am I to say at this point?

She was a ball of fun to work with, lemme tell ya.

Her habit was to go to lunch, drink, and then shop.

One day, on a search for Baskin Robbin's, she came back with a set of bunk beds.

Beer + the thrift store always equaled lots of those weird troll dolls.

But one afternoon beat them all.

She came back to the office reeking of booze and told us that she'd purchased something beautiful.

An $8,000 Corinthian leather couch.

And then she asked us if we thought her husband would mind.

We told her that she could probably keep the couch or keep her marriage intact. But keeping both weren't likely.

So she took an even longer lunch and returned the couch.

Oh boy to I miss her.