One more couch post and I swear I'm done

I enlisted the help of two neighborhood heroes to help me get my old couch out to the curb (nobody but Waste Management wanted it; I checked).

Not TWO MINUTES had gone by before one of my Mean Old Lady Neighbors was on the scene with her walker, screeching WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? IS SOMEONE GOING TO PICK THIS UP OR ARE YOU JUST LEAVING IT HERE?

Sigh. This shit makes me so tired.