What fresh hell is this?

The items that actually make it through R&D and onto the shelf astound me.

Frozen blackberry wine "cocktail". Also known as the Hangover in a Pouch.
Hey Arbor Mist! Real wine called. It wants its reputation back.

When I think of the chemical compounds that went into making this "softer, chewier" Rainbow Nerds Rope,
I worry about the fact that I even touched the outer packaging.

I might be in the minority on this one. But yuck. I believe everyone should have the right to marry
EXCEPT chocolate and raspberry. Surely this is what evil must taste like.