You hear a car door slam outside your house.
A delivery man approaches the door.
Ding-dong!
For me? Oh, how exciting! It's a bouquet... of fruit.
We've seen the commercials. And let me tell you, NOBODY is that happy to get fruit. Especially when you know that it's $12 worth of fruit that's been cut, arranged, and sold for $50 or more.
It's FRUIT, people.
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