Stuff I learned from TV over the weekend

I had a laaaaazy Labor Day weekend (I labor, so I figure I've earned it).

In between naps, I watched a fair amount of television.

I learned that Bernard Goetz is still a crazy racist vigilante, but now he's a vegetarian. (So switch subway cars if you see him... unless you're a German Shepherd.) He also adopted a squirrel that he found in Central Park that he says is The Love of His Life. It lives with him in his apartment. I shit you not.

I also learned that Ted Kaczynski's brother David lived in fortified a hole in the ground in the Texas desert for part of his life. By choice. And he's the SANE one.