35 things that just don't do it for me

1. People who let silverware hit their teeth when they eat
2. When something is lodged in my teeth and nobody tells me
3. Those Martina McBride SunnyD commercials
4. When anchors editorialize on CNN
5. Folks who try to hijack the prepositions around and against (with dumbass results)
6. Folks who can't be happy about others' good fortune
7. Bad hold music
8. TV static
9. The use of the apostrophe to denote pluralization (when you ONLY use it to denote ownership or a contraction)
10. Passive voice
11. Passive aggression
12. Folks who let the door slam behind them instead of waiting one extra second and holding it for the person following them
13. Anyone who says excuse you, when they feel they've been slighted in some way (see 11)
14. Papercuts
15. Fish in the microwave
16. When someone changes lanes and leaves their blinker on
17. The question Can I ask you a question?
18. When anyone tells me You look like you need something to do
19. The way that high school boys get to look like boys but high school girls feel pressured to (or *shudder* actually want to) look hookered out
20. Men who go shirtless in public
21. Folks who always Reply All
22. Funnel cakes
23. Gristle
24. People who tell me what to do
25. When anybody hangs up on me
26. Strapless bras
27. People who flip out when I mention that the difference between Coke and Pepsi doesn't really matter that much to me
28. The 927 Viagra spam e-mails I get each day
29. That eye twitch that arrives with stressful situations and sticks around for a week
30. Folks who are just a little too smug about always buying organic
31. Individuals who walk in the front doors of a Big Box store and just stand there in awe (note, this is most annoying when I am behind said person)
32. Flossing
33. Velveeta
34. Folks who add an H to my name where an H clearly does not belong
35. Breaking News that is neither Breaking nor News