Wednesday, February 16, 2011

ENGRISH!

One of my coworkers went for "Nice Chinese Food" and found this wrapped around the chopsticks. I've typed out (verbatim) the "directions" for your enjoyment.

Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history
and cultural.

Learn how to use your chopsticks
  • Tuk under tnurnh and held firmly
  • Add second chcostick hold it as you hold a pencil
  • Hold tirst chopstick in original position move the second one up and down Now you can pick up anything:
PRODUCTOF CHINA
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    Holy Asia-Moly. I WANT one of those!

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  2. DavidFebruary 16, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    I love the "Now you can pick up ANYTHING:" line. I have always imagined some dope who believes everything he reads heading out to pick up an automobile (or a date) with his new chopsticks....

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