Thursday, February 10, 2011

I've been driving by your house, Valentine

You are about to see the creepiest direct mail campaign ever.

It came in a pink envelope.

Kent Whipple wants to be my plumbing/furnace valentine.

The Card.
 The card is innocuous enough. But THE LETTER is not to be believed.
"Whenever I see someone doing work at your house, I wonder if they know we are neighbors and that I could be their plumbing/furnace valentine?"
"P.S. If  I see someone else's truck in your driveway when I drive by, that's ok. I'll drive by and choke back a tear."

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