Thursday, February 17, 2011

When did my shopping list become so boring?

I texted myself my shopping list last night (it's the electronic equivalent of the sticky note or a string around the finger):
  • Cat food
  • Fabric softener
  • Toilet paper
  • Dish soap
  • Diet soda
Sigh. If I looked into someone's cart and saw those items, there'd be no compulsion to make friends or even to look up and see what they looked like. Just some sorry-ass woman with cats and housework and/or a dirty house.

Seems like my shopping lists were so much more interesting when I was in my 20s when the list was more likely to include:
  • Sparkly lipgloss 
  • Tequila
  • Condoms (sometimes; don't judge)
  • Frozen pizza
  • Ice cream
  • Sheets with cowgirls on them (which I still have and love, thank you very much)
    THAT'S the cart of a fun person.

    Sigh. I might have to throw some sparkly lipgloss in the cart tonight for old times' sake.
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    1. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2011 at 8:47 AM

      Good heavens woman! You need to always throw in sparkly lipgloss. With those luscious lips of yours...it would be a crime not to! (And it would be a crime not to throw in some ice cream too!). XXOOQ

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