If you've festooned your vehicle with rubber testicles...

Chances are, you've put this shit all over it too.

The ever-classy bullet-hole decal.

This sends the message that not only do you want people to think you're an asshole, you want them to think that someone else thought you were enough of an asshole to shoot at you.

Only they didn't.

You just have fantasies about being an asshole. Or a drug dealer (same difference).

And that's just sad.