Tuesday, November 8, 2011

No more tears

I hate chopping onions (actually, I'm not a huge fan of onions, period, but sometimes they're a necessary evil in the kitchen). Burning eyes, mascara running down my face--it's unpretty.

I've tried many different methods to avoid the onion meltdown.

Wraparound glasses.
Slap Chop (oh yes, I own one, mofos).
Holding a piece of bread in my mouth while I chop (soggy and gross).

On and on.

I heard that if you burn a match beforehand, it helps (and it does, but if you're slow and clumsy with a knife like I am, you need to burn multiple matches--and if you're clumsy, the combination of fire and knives isn't good anyway).

Then I heard about holding a matchstick (unlit--let's keep those eyebrows intact) between your teeth as you chop.

Holy shit! It worked! It's CHEAP!

Shout it from the rooftops!

(I only tried it once, but once is a victory in my book)


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