Wednesday, November 2, 2011

My new catchphrase

I overheard a weird little exchange last week on the day of the snowstorm (BLIZZAKS!).

Man: So, you enjoying the snow?

Woman: I'm ok with it.

Man: Are you enjoying the snow?

Woman: Yeah, but I'd rather be enjoying it, you know, from my bed.

I don't know if she was being intentionally sexual or not (though I have a theory), but that's immediately how it sounded to my ears.

And it's totally my new catchphrase!

This mac and cheese is good, but I'd rather be enjoying it, you know, from my bed.

This cooking class is nice, but I'd rather be enjoying it, you know, from my bed.

The Oxford English Dictionary is useful, but I'd rather be enjoying it, you know, from my bed.


I've officially cracked myself up.

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