I will openly mock you on the street

If I see you wearing this.

It's an "M&M's Celebration" fleece jacket! A wearable work of art with your favorite characters in appliqué and embroidery.

And, for the opportunity of advertising for MARS, you get to pay $99.00 (+ $9.99 shipping and service).

I'd buy mine now, but I'm waiting for the NASCAR version.