My friend Erin told me this gem today.
Her dad went to the grocery store on a search for pasteurized eggs. He looked everywhere, to no avail. Finally, he asked an employee if the store carried them.
Of course we do, replied the employee.
Erin's dad, tired of searching, asked the employee to come with him and point out the pasteurized eggs.
The employee led him to the egg aisle and proudly pointed out all of the free-range eggs.
See, the employee said. These are all pastureized.
The poor boy thought pasteurized meant that the bird walked around in a pasture before laying the eggs.
Sigh...
By all means, America, let's cut education spending. Our kids are thmart enough!
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