Um...

I went to Target to buy some Toys for some Tots. I bought two sparkly dolls and a Nerf gun (the big kids here in the office love them, so I figured little kids would too).

While I searched for appropriate toys, I came upon THIS.

It's a Swimming Ariel doll. If you... ahem... wind her up, she'll wiggle her tail and swim!

How to do you wind her up?

You turn her shell!

Awesome! Where's the shell? I want to turn it and make Ariel wiggle her tail and swim!

Why it's... it's... umm...

(I cannot be the only person who sees how twisted this is.)