Here's just one of the reasons why.
He makes jokes like this in mixed company at parties:
If you want to keep a woman around, tattoo your dick with a dollar bill. Then she'll see your money grow and she'll never leave you.
Really?
Had it not been for Beau, sitting beside me with a pleading look that said pleasejustletitgopleasejustletitgo, I'd have told him that nobody's impressed with a two-inch dollar bill.
Strike two, roomie.
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