Hobby Lobby erotica

Hi there! I'm really, really happy to see you!

Oh, I'm sorry! Does this offend you? I just want you to have.... uh... something to hang your coat on.

This is my friend Zeke. He has three eyes, so he's three times as happy to see you.

We'd introduce you to our elfin friend, but he's got his hands full. He's super excited that the holidays are coming!