It ain't easy bein' green

Beau and I stopped at the grocery store (the one in his neighborhood, where they look at you like a pariah if you wear something fancy--like a button-down shirt or a T-shirt without a Bud Light logo on it or... shoes).

And we saw this girl with the most beautiful vivid green hair.

It looked like this. Only brighter and more. It looked almost... alive.

I'm not being tongue-in-cheek when I say it was beautiful. She had short hair and it was adorable on her...

Until I looked a little farther down her face.

She'd applied the same color to her eyebrows. And it looked like two furry caterpillars were crawling across her face. Not good.

I hope she didn't go for an all-over look. I'm envisioning a putting-green look. Might be an adventure for the next guy to tee off.