Weird

This just bugs me. Maybe if I write about it, I'll feel better about it.

Beau and I went up to his friend's cabin over the weekend. It's a pretty little place on five acres of lovely valley property.

This friend is a nice guy and an excellent host. He's completely gutting the house and refinishing it exactly the way he wants it.

He took us on the grand tour.

When we got to his room, I noticed a strange little green tribal figure hanging on the wall. It was noticeable mostly because it was about a foot tall and the phallus that jutted out of its midsection was about a foot tall as well. Hard to ignore (so to speak).

I mentioned it and he said I wondered if you'd notice that (how could you not notice an alien green foot-tall tribal figure with a foot-long hard-on?). But he said it to Beau, rather than to me.

Turns out, the figure used to belong to Beau's ex wife (the one who threatened me, cyber-stalked me, and basically made my life hell on earth for a year and a half).

He told us he dug it out of her trash without her knowledge.

And then it got really quiet for awhile. And then we went on with our evening.

Weird, weird, weird.